It started off innocently enough, as most
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It started off innocently enough, as most of these situations do. I was in the cereal aisle, looking for the Kellogg's Corn Flakes, when I saw her approaching the Pop-Tarts.
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It's not every day you meet someone else with the same fetish for breakfast food. Call me a romantic, but at that moment in my life I wanted nothing more than to
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frantically fill a Belgian Waffle's crevices with my jizz, like a game of Perfection. Being a girl, it was difficult for her to play along, but she swore that it was sexier than a
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man named Rhonda! Grab it girls, there's plenty more. He is Rhonda, the human belgian waffle who is buttery, crosshatched and
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from a country bordering France. He and Sally the pancake stack are ready to go home with you, girls. Just say the word and bring the money. Come back when you're ready to
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smoke dope like the pope at the end of his rope. Don't choke on my big chode 'fore I'm ready to bust my load on your pancakes, bitches, then you can do my dishes. I'd tap France
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if France had a tap, but for now I'll just drink my glass of corton charlemange. Then, i'll watch a little TV and disappirate to the red light district for a quickie.
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It's so awesome being me. I like to get tanked up on butterbeer, leviosa Crookshanks off his litter box and use my invisibility cloak to sneak cat turds into the Every Flavor Beans
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so that Draco Malfoy bites into a cat turd flavored jelly bean... and it won't be artificially flavored either! (Muhahaha!) Yup, it's awesome to be me when you can use rictusempra
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aka the tickling charm and apply it to all the infirm patients at the local hospital. "That will teach those muggles" thought Harry Potter as he became mentally ill with power.
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- 2011-04-23 01:19:16
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- 2012-11-28 04:55:21
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sundancer Nov 28 2012 @ 15:41
The end turned out pretty good. Love your line, inatick.
inatick Nov 28 2012 @ 22:09
Thanks sundancer. I had to research rictusempre as I had no clue. I was in London years ago and didn't know about Harry Potter. I bought some Harry Potter Jelly Beans and half of them I couldn't eat. I thought what is this rubbish half of them taste like sick with horse radish. Ever wondered who would buy Harry potter jelly beans apparently me. Yuck! I still remember the taste.
49erFaithful Nov 28 2012 @ 22:20
Booger is excellent. Very realistic. Or so I've heard.
inatick Nov 28 2012 @ 22:28
Tried it and personally I prefer standard flavours but whatever floats your boat.
49erFaithful Nov 29 2012 @ 11:30
Once you acquire a taste for it, it's great because if you run out of beans you can always dig another one out. OK, I'm done now.
inatick Nov 29 2012 @ 11:41
That is just Filthy,
sundancer Nov 29 2012 @ 13:18
Ahahahaha! Oh 49er!
49erFaithful Nov 29 2012 @ 14:05
FYP (For Your Pleasure): http://foldingstory.com/1yb1y/cqqzy6/
SlimWhitman Nov 29 2012 @ 18:12
The comments are almost as entertaining as the story which started off innocently enough...
inatick Nov 29 2012 @ 20:05
Flavours: Banana Black Pepper Blueberry Booger Candyfloss Cherry Cinnamon Dirt Earthworm Earwax Grass Green Apple Marshmallow Rotten Egg Sausage Lemon Soap Tutti-Fruitti Vomit Watermelon