The Geriatric Four was down to three again

The Geriatric Four was down to three again and interviewing for a fourth team member. Flatumaster leaned over and asked Hotflash, "So what's his superpower?". "He calls himself, "

Viagraman. He can wave his hand and give any geriatric old fool a four hour boner. They die in five hours if they don't call 911. The Geriatric three cried "We are four again" join

So we sent the greatest life coach from our planet to earth to spread the life saving knowledge. She encountered a media executive, who stole her act, hired Susan Powter and

none of this phased her. Why would it? She was from beyond.

From beyond the beyond, even--way out past the village where Beyonce played the street as a child. But, as Beyonce will vouch, being from the beyond has its drawbacks. For one

it seemed to attract werewolves at night. It was the only village in Minnesota where this was a recurring nightly event. Every night we would appoint new anti-werewolve guards, to

protect the live stock. It was only when Olaf brought his dog's squeak squirrel did we realize that the were-wolves had the behavior of overgrown puppies. Next night, we brought

Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer, to get the were-wolves under control. His came prepared with night vision goggles, a spray bottle full of wolfsbane and a DVD of The Wolf Man

to chuck at the werewolves when they attacked. That night there was a brutal showdown where the werewolves were systematically stripped of all their pride and dignity.