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My dream home has a large central library

  • My dream home has a large central library with comfy couches and overstuffed chairs.

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  • The best feature is the second level balcony reached via two cast-iron spiral staircases. It also has a secret panel behind the

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  • wood paneling in the tv den. We call it the "secret panel panel". Trouble is, all the panels look the same and we eventually gave up finding it. It remained secret to this day.

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  • when we were baby sitting a two year old girl named TAKE . We only glanced away for a instant and she dissipatedly disappeared. We yelled "Miss TAKE, Miss TAKE and heard her

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  • make a verbal contract with the kidnappers to go with them so long as they never endangered her comedy stick by making really inartful and bad puns or play on words in her presence

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  • of mind constituting a marriage between Fidel Castro and Pope John Paul II until their infamous twenty-round boxing match in the mid-90s. Those were the days, my friend, when a

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  • dimensional trip was cheap. My wife and I spent our honeymoon going to the Las Vegas strip to see Bob Dylan, Sony Bono and the rest of the rat pack. Now, they charge you for

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  • poker chips? Wow, i guess i should have read up on how this Vegas thing works. But we'd had a great time travelling dimensionally, and had the $ to lose, so who cares if

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  • I'd picked up the kids late.I was able to go back later and pick them up early.Really, only one bad thing happened while I was time travelling in Vegas. I forgot that my old Aunt

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  • y Jack an obese, moustachioed, gravel-voiced transvestite, part trucker — who solved problems by knocking people unconscious or threatening to 'rip their bloody arms off'.

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