After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's

After so long, Freddy's Pizza is now Fazbear's Fright. One animatronic and a few phantoms. Great. I noticed Springtrap right outside my window and I

immediately stopped what I was doing and took a long hard look at my life. Was this it? Had I really been reduced to writing "Five Nights" fan fiction? I stared at the man in the m

irror. A man who had once been so full of vim and hope - reduced to a brain in a jar who could do nothing but think about robotic furries fucking each other. I knew that I had to

help him out of this vicious feedback loop. I realized - brain in the jar - I could mix in any psychotropic ingredients with immediate effect, no blood brain barrier, no withdrawal

So, I mixed some salmon and vegemite into the cake, knowing there'd be no consequences. I laugh manically as I stirred the mixture.

wasabi, followed up with a dash of fish sauce - anything to mask the flavor. I tried to give the Vegemite concoction away, but no one would take it, even when I offered money

testing to write a new part and see what happens, sorry if I fuck with your story

She sat down and wept. "You ruined my story!" she wailed. I looked at her. I felt a little sorry. What was I supposed to do? I know! The perfect plan: I will

copy her fold and start a new story with it, to turn back the clock and set things right. But she glared at me. "First you ruin my story, and now plagiarism!" And that was goodbye.