Horuss awoke from his deep slumber not too

Horuss awoke from his deep slumber not too long ago. It was safe to say he had been awake nearly all night. But he didn't mind. Not with Rufioh and Damara sleeping beside him.

rotate. Mesmerising. Captivating. Technically impossible. He posted aYoutube video of their rotational accomplishments and received over 50 hits! That's when he knew that Vegas was

a cesspool of desire and catastrophe. Just the sort of place to start a family. The rotating roulette wheels spun in his mind like the sawblades of an industrial abattoir. Vegas

was IT. VEGAS, baby. He married a drunken woman that night. She continued to drink the next morning. By lying like scumbags, they managed to adopt 27 children. The welfare checks

bounced like Kevin James's belly, and as he sobered up, he realized she was no peach; the premature age lines, ashtray heart, lying eyes, and hurled objects clued him in to

the fact he had just done the deed with his former 1st grade teacher. He vaguely recalled asking her to spank him at one point. "I gotta get back to my AA meetings," he realized.

he gulped in horror realizing that his first grade teacher was naked gave him the spooks she was an old lady. he left for his AA meeting and took a long breath before opening the

recycling bin outside his house. There had to be something left in there! He lifted a scotch bottle and breathed in the lingering scent. His cell phone rang. His AA sponsor was

watching him with night vision goggles from an apt window a block away,cell in hand.He didn't answer.He wanted a story for the next AA meeting.He threw down the bottle dramatically