Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Hendrix chewed on the stub of the pencil. Not quite right. "Scuse me I have fish to fry?" Nope. "Scuse while I play Jai alai?" If only his skye terrier would stop licking his face.

Hendrix didn't realise that John licking his ears was a sign of affection. He started to wear fluffy ear muffs & avoided lying on the floor. John grew more & more desperate and

needy. John howled all night and followed Hendrix wherever he went, in hopes that he would come to his senses. However Hendrix didn't hear, now that he always wore ear muffs.

Hendrix was afraid of getting cold, being outside, you name it. John hated touring the road with Hendrix because he was so inhibited. But, then in Audville, Kansas they met Sammy

was teaching conjuring at the local community college. He called his time in Kansas his missionary work. When he met Hendrix and John he had just helped the students burn the Admin

Building in a purple haze. Hendrix ,Yoko and John released a YouTube video of the event. It had 2,582,627 views. Kansas was never the same again Even the Wizard of Oz understood

the fickle tastes of the public, and was not surprised when they later denounced their enthusiasm over the video. "Nobody stays famous," he said, "Not nobody, not no-how!" And with

that, he went to live the rest of his life as J.D Salinger did after he became famous, which is alone in a cabin in the woods for the rest of his life.