How about I tell you a story? A folding story?

How about I tell you a story? A folding story? One that repeatedly folds and twists and turns until it can be folded no more. But then what? What do you do with a broken story?

I use No More Nails on a broken story. Its tough adhesive action bonds a bunch of non sequitors, ridiculous plot twists & turgid paragraphs into a solid mass of prose. It's good fo

lding practice. Otherwise, add a new fold 'til it gets better, add a new fold 'til it gets better, add a new fold 'til it gets better, early in the morning! Yo-ho up she rises, yo

-hu up she rises, yo-ho up she rises foldin early in the morning. And if she's still stutterin' her letters, and if she's still stutterin' her letters, jumblin up the story's order

in the midst of quite the squall!" The frightened crewmen (most of them children) hastily rowed and hoisted the sails, desperately praying to all the gods of wind they knew of.

I don't want to be a pirate any more - one little boy cried. I'll hang ye from the yardarm ye scury snotting dog! Now row fer fucksakes, ROW! Yelled the captain through the storm.

The lightening frightened the little boy pirates so much that they wet their scallywag drawers, but the huge waves swept across them and washed it all away. A burly mermaid danced

a Seabat's Jig accompanied by the lash on the cabin boy's back. The coxswain was choking the chicken to make a Scotsman's Pipe & the boatswain was blowing his pipe on the poopdeck.

The Sea of Words had meanwhile expanded tenfold and the boatswain attempted to catch a cadenza of alewives. But the plovers beat him to it. All was forgiven when dinner was served.