The news anchor then said with a chuckle,
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The news anchor then said with a chuckle, "And on the lighter side of the news today, local space-time began to inflate at breakneck speeds today in a small town in Indiana today,
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and it's changed it's motto to "Tomorrow, the town were tomorrow is today." More tomorrow, If there is one. "Hehe, Get it Jane? How 'bout the weather?" "Thanks Barry, today a high
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teenager decided to play video games rather than go to his girlfriend's parents anniversary party. We go live to the scene." The News broadcast cuts to
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a clip of a coroner moving a large black bag from her house. Harry Styles bit his lip and, wincing in pain, picked up the phone as fast as he could, dialing her number.
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"Rachel Zoe Project," a bored voice answered the phone. Harry was frightened by Rachel Zoe. When he told her that the coroner had taken the Versace instead of the body bag, she
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had torched the morgue. A trail of dead husbands lay in Rachel Zoe's wake. Yes, she terrified Harry, but he had no choice but to enlist her in his operation. Her unique skill,
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making the perfect cup of Darjeeling tea, was something Harry couldn't live without. So he catered for Rachel Zoe's husband killing tendencies by living polyandrously & suggesting
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They grow feathers and learn to fly. But how to do that when there were no birdmen nearby? How to telephone them when you did not know if they had a phone?
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As you stood there running AIs into local communication structures and protocols the birdmen infiltrated the schools posing as international students interested in mustard. Tumble
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as they might, none of them made it into the International Olympic Tumbling Team and they had to give back the money they were going to spend on matching mustard yellow unitards.
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Woab Jan 19 2017 @ 16:36
Hilarious lines, particularly MoralEnd's.
lucielucie Jan 19 2017 @ 18:11
Incredible story - proving that we do indeed have a hive mind.
jayursus Jan 25 2017 @ 19:23
Just how many times can I say "today" in one Fold? Stay tuned...