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...and my dad, he never showed me that he

  • ...and my dad, he never showed me that he loved me." Ted weeped a little. Dabbed his moist eyes with tissue. The therapists chair swiveled-Genghis Khan sat there. His piercing eyes

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  • had grown weary of seeing wussies. Retirement wasn't going well for Genghis. He'd thought that providing therapy to his conquerees would be a fun hobby, but he still longed for

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  • the days when he would happily gallop over the steppes of Mongolia, slashing his sword and slaying anyone who opposed him. Now being a therapist, he was forced to listen to their

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  • whining about overbearing mothers "Go out & raze some villages! Your brother had raided the coast of Europe at your age." Genghis overcame their angst in small steps, first

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  • he got a lot of candy, and then used it to lure a bunch of nomadic tribes together. Temujin told them he knew of a land of cane sugar. They united under him and set out to raid

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  • Candyland. The tribes sneaked through the Peppermint Forrest, defeated Lord Licorice, and arrived at the Candy Castle. Here they faced King Candy. They dueled for control over

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  • the Taffy Pull, a weapon of dire destruction! The Lemondrop kid rolled to fire jets of sour citric acid at Lord Licorice, but narrowly missed. Choco-drop rolled Int to cast a spell

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  • but was thwarted when the evil Whipped LaCrem blasted her with froth. "Not a moment too soon," cackled Lord Licorice. "Taffy Pull is nearly charged and the Candy Crunks will soon

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  • explode, showering the land in small shards of Candy Crunks. Some of it will get in people's eyes, and that really hurts!" Lord Licorice let loose a long laugh. The Taffy Pull

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  • ed my pants down & I got a licorice whipping for my bad, bad behavior. That's also how I got my nickname: Baby Ruthless. ed my pants down & I received a licorice whipping!

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5 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Sep 17 2015 @ 01:07

    Good story...but not sure why my final fold came out like this...???

  2. SlimWhitman Sep 17 2015 @ 03:43

    Sometimes text you cut and paste disappears into a hidden part of the buffer. It's happened to me before too. No sweat. I just ignored everything after Ruthless and liked you ending anyway!

  3. TheFishtoad Sep 17 2015 @ 06:42

    Sometimes the best endings just happen, you don't have to explain anything. :P

  4. Zetawilk Sep 17 2015 @ 09:30

    Crunchy exterior, chewy insides. A rich nougat of exciting literary flavor.

  5. PurpleProf Sep 17 2015 @ 11:46

    You are kind, Fishtoad. I could kiss you. XX

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