...and my dad, he never showed me that he

...and my dad, he never showed me that he loved me." Ted weeped a little. Dabbed his moist eyes with tissue. The therapists chair swiveled-Genghis Khan sat there. His piercing eyes

had grown weary of seeing wussies. Retirement wasn't going well for Genghis. He'd thought that providing therapy to his conquerees would be a fun hobby, but he still longed for

the days when he would happily gallop over the steppes of Mongolia, slashing his sword and slaying anyone who opposed him. Now being a therapist, he was forced to listen to their

whining about overbearing mothers "Go out & raze some villages! Your brother had raided the coast of Europe at your age." Genghis overcame their angst in small steps, first

he got a lot of candy, and then used it to lure a bunch of nomadic tribes together. Temujin told them he knew of a land of cane sugar. They united under him and set out to raid

Candyland. The tribes sneaked through the Peppermint Forrest, defeated Lord Licorice, and arrived at the Candy Castle. Here they faced King Candy. They dueled for control over

the Taffy Pull, a weapon of dire destruction! The Lemondrop kid rolled to fire jets of sour citric acid at Lord Licorice, but narrowly missed. Choco-drop rolled Int to cast a spell

explode, showering the land in small shards of Candy Crunks. Some of it will get in people's eyes, and that really hurts!" Lord Licorice let loose a long laugh. The Taffy Pull

ed my pants down & I got a licorice whipping for my bad, bad behavior. That's also how I got my nickname: Baby Ruthless. ed my pants down & I received a licorice whipping!