Well, it all started the day Pudgy the poodle

Well, it all started the day Pudgy the poodle fell into the open manhole. I mean, the dog wasn't that bright, but this was a new low. He was chasing his tail when he took a step

and started -- that very day -- to fall into an open manhole. Eventually, Pudgy fell completely into the manhole .After falling into the manhole completely, Pudgy took a shit.

It took Pudgy a long time to take a shit. Pudgy took a long time to take a shit. The shit was long so it took Pudgy a long time to take a shit. Give me something to work with here.

Okay, here ya go: While Pudgy was taking a particularly long shit, he noticed a help-wanted ad in the newspaper. "A pool boy for the Lake of Fire?" he mused. "Yeah, I'm game."

He didn't last very long, getting a little too greedy when he noticed someone had dropped a nickel in the lake. I hear Nirvana did a nice ditty about him though.

when no one was around, a tear rolled off his nose onto the tomb. Shlep was her faithful camel and guarded her bones from the jackals. Many years later, when the wind blew, spirits

of the Pharoe's ancestors were said to whisper curses upon those who dared to desecrate the tomb but more feared was the humped Shade of Shlep

who guarded the undertomb. He had been a devotee of Set and brought chaos upon those who broke the sacred seal, opened the holy door, and gazed on the

angry visage of my mother. It was quite a downer, to have traveled so far, worked so hard, only to end up grounded again.