As i was sitting in class i was thinking
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As i was sitting in class i was thinking about ...
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ninja zombies invading my school when i
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ate a potato. Then I
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had single-handedly, intentionally with purpose and conviction, in one fail swoop, without hesitation or trepidation brought a complete and total stop to the "madness."
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The "madness" had carried on for too long to stop that suddenly without consequences. There was a moment of sudden, awkward silence as everyone turned to look around and survey
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The backseat of the police cruiser. Were they locked in to keep them from getting away or to protect them from the
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evil axe murderers outside? They didn't know, but there was a distinct smell of fear present in the battered old Crown Vic. And the tight expressions on the drivers face as he
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got out of the car so he could slap every last one of the thugs with his enormous boner. He knew just a single well-timed swing of an axe would make life not worth living, but
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neither would it make death worth dying for. That single profound thought made his boner shrink,thus rendering him useless. The thugs began laughing in mid-slap and pretty soon
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the thugs were asking the single profound thought to join their gang in thuggery. The single profound thought agreed and was said to have lead a life with a one track mind.
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- Started
- 2011-08-11 11:14:42
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- 2013-01-01 00:09:45
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SlimWhitman Jan 14 2013 @ 07:58
For a profound thought read the first line again...
PurpleProf Jan 14 2013 @ 08:39
That single profound thought, the single "fail" swoop (singlehandedly executed) in a single awkward, but defining moment reflects that one track mind.