The philanthropist's apprentice asked his

The philanthropist's apprentice asked his master, "So before I can give away my millions of dollars, I must first acquire millions of dollars? This is harder than I thought." Lunch

trucks were the next fad in food, and so they made millions in 3 months thanks to the Japanese/Ethiopian fusion truck. The Philanthropist's apprentice then said, "Wow, that was ea

sy! (Easier than turning auto correction off!). The philanthropist then requested the apprentice to start adding an auto correction on/off button to all apps that anyone downloads,

even though he couldn't perform basic tasks like turning down the phone volume. She admired this old man for picking up a programming apprenticeship at such advanced age, but

since he was also hard of hearing & refused to wear his hearing aid, she knew this wasn't going to go too well. "Step one," she said patiently to the old man. "Click & drag your

folder icon - the one looking like a fat toad - on the home icon, the one that looks like an aspirin. All right?" "What? A toast on the diaspora?" said the frumpy old man. "Exactly

what I'm talking about! A toast!" They both clicked on champagne glasses & slid their mice forward until the icons clinked. Their avatars downed the booze. He & the frumpy old man

Said, "Let 's vamoose,now!" The big cheese was eaten and replaced with a Cordoba yak. The onoons were furious and conspired with the parsnips to infiltrate the stew Mrs. Han made

for her sons to eat. Unfortunately, everyone knows that parsnips are evil. Everyone except the onoons. Whilst trying to overthrow the stew pot, the parsnips pushed the onoons into