So then the squishy man in the suit said,

So then the squishy man in the suit said, "The Great Communicator." They were astonished. "But he was an idiot." "There's footage of him admitting to illegal activity." Then the

Those poor orphans had no fruit and no fireworks. He resolved himself to immediately deliver a gross of ground bloom flowers and plantains if he could just get out of this mess.

Later that year, after having successfully extricated myself from the life-threatening situation, I sent a bushel of bananas to them. Too bad the orphans had never worked a day in

their life; this left me with no life skills whatsoever. After I sent the bananas, I hitchhiked to Portland, the only place in the world where

you could be on the east coast (in Maine) and on the west coast (in Oregon) while in the same city. The universe is curved onto itself, but I always thought the distances involved

were incomprehensibly massive... suddenly I realised what this meant: a teleportation device could be invented which transported matter by altering the curvature of the Universe!

Unfortunately, my first attempt made the entire Universe flat, splitting our dimension at a fault through earth, separating North and South Dakota the length of the Universe.

Fortunately, my second attempt at time travel re-fluffed up the universe and brought Pierre and Bismarck back together. I was unexpectedly sent to the future when most humans were

living on Mars.The black hole created by the Even Bigger Collider fluffed things up cosmologically,but Bismarck, Ft.Pierre & the rest of planet Earth were beyond the Event Horizon.