Be the first on your block to own your very

Be the first on your block to own your very own urine-powered ecobot! It vacuums, it it takes out the garbage it cooks! One good long piss in the morning & your ecobot's good to go

all day long! Questions?" "Does it smell like pee?" "Yes!" "Will it cook asparagus?" "Yes, but not recommended!" "What about #2?" "No, the urine-powered ecobot will not work on #2"

"Can the urine-powered ecobot solve world hunger?" The presenter paused for a moment, then replied, "Why, yes it can! In fact, the Urine-Powered EcoBot can

generate pee soup! Allow me to demonstrate." The presenter turned around. Moments later, he was handing out sample mugs of steaming delicious yellow nutrient-rich Ecobot soup. "Try

this! And here's a coupon you can use!" One crotchety old lady shouted, "Don't smell too good! Smells like my husband's trousers!" The Ecobot presenter was indignant. "Our pee soup

It was sad to see what happened to Ecobot. He was just soulless shill. He used to be the prince of Robots, riding high. No one forgot his smash single, "When A Robot Loves A Woman

he cannot keep his microchips on nothing else!" But that woman was a different breed and their relationship was not permitted in her world, his world didn't care because they were

about to be blown to smithereens by some damn graviton wave or something, and he didn't want to bring that kind of grief to their relationship, but he wished her well on her quest

to claim what was hers. Tomorrow they will all be gone and the end of this insanity will be over. At least it will be over for me. Afterwards, it will be all mine to ponder.