soon king apple fell from the tree and demanded

soon king apple fell from the tree and demanded to be eaten but something happened during the fall that

made him reconsider his desire to hasten his undoing. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, his absence was noticed by few, and enjoyed by all. He really was, after all, kind of a jerk.

Albeit, a lovable jerk, but this was to haunt him and cap his progress through life or so he thought. more so he was too busy sparking a laugh or procrastinating to see what was

really happening. It's hard to notice nuance and subtext when you're only listening for a place to insert a joke. Everything shifted under his feet, including her. She was in a box

at the Royal Opera House that evening, but still made her presence felt somehow. How would he rid himself of her persistent and disturbing demands? Perhaps he could stand

in the fast lane of the autobahn and hope for a Mazerati with bad brakes to rid him of the life force.

As he stepped on the gas, the flashing lights of Interpol greeting him. So he tried to pull over slow enough to allow him to eat all the acid and ecstasy pills in his glove

After that escape was easy. With the agents leaned in the window maglites at the ready, they turned into magma and flowed onto the asphalt.

regretted singing "You might as well be walking on the Sun" when the Genie asked them what their last wish was. Their last wish was a Hot one!