This fold has the potential of high art.

This fold has the potential of high art. Vaunting arches of great literature, buttressed by a nonet of scintillating folds springing from the dark recesses of our tortured souls

,inspiring readers to be greater, do more, and reach self-actualization. The secret of life is in the subtext of this story. You must touch your innermost fold to discover her, the

fold guru had written sacred texts on how to reach your innermost fold. Enlightenment is only found when you have emptied your open fold queue. The folders sought to

awaken their spiritual center by learning the ways of the fold. The Fold Guru said, "my ally is the Fold, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow." The folders

(all carefully chosen from those ignorant of "The Empire Strikes Back") sat in mute admiration. "Luminous beings are we, not these crude folds." He began to fold cranes from the

toilet seat covers he had swiped from the Federation. 100,000 count. "This is going to take a while," he complained to no one in particular. "No no! Cut!" Cronenberg was displeased

Three years later, they finally finished counting them. There were 104,528. Cronenberg had to retitle the film, "Purple Mutant Cyborgs" once the cast was microchipped.

Then Crash happened and his very existenz was sending shivers up and down the body horror. His naked lunch began to lure in flies that were not very afraid nor rabid. Chambers surp

-rised everyone by showing up in nothing but a Speedo and a pair of penny loafers with glass eyes inserted where the pennies should be. Chambers then made jokes about looking up