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Al llarg del carrer s'amunteguen els cadàvers,

  • Al llarg del carrer s'amunteguen els cadàvers, íntegres o en trossos. Paren les ambulàncies. Corre, crida la gent. Estem a cent cinquanta quilòmetres del front; és la rereguarda.

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  • The untranslated message withered on the folding story vine for so long that

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  • all speakers of the language had died long since. The search was on for a Rosetta Stone to understand that first fold and dead language. Lingo-archaeologist Androulla Ankh boarded

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  • the trans-galactic freighter Tannh�user at the Mndedian Cluster's Space Station 4. That most of her work in lingo-archaeology did not require her physical presence spoke much about

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  • the blooming commodity of communicative information technology, as well as the diminishing, dying demand for frivolous intellectual pursuit. But her space degree in lingo-archaeolo

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  • -gy was taken away when she showed up for her speech wearing only Spandex tights and a pair of Band-Aids. She sued the school and started an university of her own called Form-Fit

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  • Pants dedicated to Johne Kjellberg whose contributions to the art began through video-sharing initially his first foray on that site consisted of many Let's Plays and make-up demos

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  • featuring a gothic style. Pants are currently on sale for $9.99 and for a limited time only you can access Kjellberg’s private collection of art through an online tour recorded by

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  • Gobbly-gook his famed art sniffing wildabeast

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  • went to sniff the Mona Lisa in the Louvre. The wildebeest gave up: the wait line was too long. He visited Venus de Milo instead & spent a horny, rapturous hour sniffing the statue.

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6 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 05 2020 @ 17:05

    Does she have armpits?

  2. LordVacuity Apr 05 2020 @ 17:06

    I just realized I could sort of find out for myself as I have a desktop replica over in that curio case.

  3. LordVacuity Apr 05 2020 @ 17:08

    That will be a one and a half.

  4. TarotGuy Apr 05 2020 @ 22:05

    LordVacuity: According to no other authority but myself, I believe that the Venus de Milo has NO ARMPITS by virtue of the fact that she has NO ARMS. I further believe the wildebeest's erotic enjoyment of Venus resulted from his admiration of some body part(s) other than her missing armpits. A poem by the great Nipsey Russell is illustrative here: I saw a statue of Venus de Milo Sitting upon the shelf. Who would ever give a girl a figure like that And no arms to defend herself?

  5. LordVacuity Apr 05 2020 @ 22:48

    I would respond by quoting Charles Nelson Reilly. But I don’t know any.

  6. Woab Apr 06 2020 @ 15:00

    Venus de Milo actually has one armpit, but was this what the wildebeest was sniffing? And would you call it a sniffing gnu?

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