THE ISLAND

THE ISLAND

s. The Molotov brothers ran from the bar screaming for release from this inhuman torture. "Well that was easier than I thought. I think we found Islander fans' greatest weakness:

Grass-Type attacks seem to be double super effective against these water-ground islanders!" "Damnit!" replied Steve, "I knew I should have picked Bulbasaur!"

The only other Pokemon Steve had on him was an Electrode, and that just wouldn't cut it. The islanders were quickly eviscerated by the unstoppable

Raquaza which slowly destroyed the city. although he didnt have a strong pokemon ash had a friends brock who owned a geodude. which could sen raquaza to the middle of the earth.

This was called "Middle Earth." However unlike Tolkein's lies, there were no magical people there. Just a bunch of pharmaceutical executives and Bud Light girls who

really made the place a lateral movement. Still, I hated the books to death, so finding a damn way out was my first priority. Why the hell was it "Middle" Earth anyway? It smelt

like a cover-up. I began to research LOTR. Why the frequent references to pipe smoking? Were they commissioned by the Tobacco industry? The smoke wraiths from Philip Morris

haunted me.No one believed me of course, they thought I was just another conspiracy freak. But I knew I was right: LOTR was really written by Pillip M; Tolkien was just a pseudonym