hi, so i put tape on the bottom of my cats

  • hi, so i put tape on the bottom of my cats foot and he got onto his hind legs and started walking backwards. we videotaped it and then we sent it to americas funniest home videos,

  • then I transformed into a dog, I equipped my jetpack and started flying across the world, while on my 3rd trip around the world I found a

  • purple cloud that turned in to barney the dinosuar but then

  • it hailed maroon ice the size of golf balls. Meteorologist noted that the storm front looked like Elmo and Dora. The subconsciousness of toddlers was influencing the weather.

  • Then Professor MacLeroy shouted, release the secret weapon! The Missile Silos revealed Gigantic Ballistic Lollipops. The Toddlers who controlled the weather with their minds

  • were distracted by the giant lollipops. This allowed the sentient robot Au Pairs to rock the weather controlling Toddlers to sleep and the Storms abated. The tsunamis stopped

  • and the population cursed the evil terrorist who had put the weather under control of the robotic toddlers. With pitchforks and torches an angry mob took to the castle on the hill

  • Dr. Spock was with them.He was sure he could calm the giant robotic toddlers with baby psychology.The villagers pushed him ahead of them towards the dark towers of the Weathermaker

  • which was modeled after Risian tech. Dr. Spock explained to the giant toddlerbots with cold, hard Vulcan logic why they could not have ponies if they did not eat their veggies.

  • The Toddlerbots cried motor oil tears and spent the rest of their lives wondering how their metallic bodies were supposed to handle the proffered organic material. All for pony.



  1. KieferSkunk Sep 20 2012 @ 19:51

    Giant Toddlerbots. Sounds like a great mashup between Transformers and Teletubbies. :)

  2. Zetawilk Sep 20 2012 @ 20:01

    Or at least something that would be great to mash up, in the word's sense of crushing it to a pulp.

  3. Zetawilk Sep 20 2012 @ 20:28

    Just keep them away from Chris Hansen.

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