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"HA!" Jen started to laugh hysterically as

  • "HA!" Jen started to laugh hysterically as Connor rolled his eyes. "Even though it was my first time doesn't mean you have to give me crap about it."

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  • Driving a shift stick is hard, especially for a seven year old prodigy who couldn't reach the pedals. Luckily Jen and Conner were there to

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  • give the little guy some driving pointers. They explained what the signs meant and how to check his mirrors but unfortunately, the tyke couldn't see very well being so short and he

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  • wore sunglasses all the time because he had this rare disease where his pupils were constantly dilated. He was a hit at eye exams but the rest of the time

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  • he looked like a Hollywood star or a Secret Service agent. On the plus side, it got him a lot of tail as long as he didn't remove them. When he did, the girls saw what they covered

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  • and finished their drinks. Even if the fame was intoxicating, they were going to need a whiskey back to make it to his car. The flinchers were the worst. Their expression belied

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  • token aggravation. This was not a town that liked Homies. They were odd balls hopped up on the latest chemical enhancements. Perfect zeroes who had won stuff but not

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  • valuable stuff. These were the kind of losers that even carnies felt sorry for. Just then, Joyce DeWitt (the brunette) from Three's Company exclaimed from the loudspeaker, "Hey!

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  • All you jelly-filled pansies had better vote for me in the Favorite Has-been's category!" I looked at my dachshund, Daisy, who absentmindedly continued licking the purple

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  • velour couch, ignoring all else around her. That's my Daisy, so wise. She's my spirit animal mentor. And so, I followed her lead and began to lick the furniture as well.

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5 Comments

  1. sundancer Dec 14 2010 @ 18:47

    Oh that's awful! A seven year old having sex... see what happens when you play this game?!

  2. RhettOracle Jan 06 2011 @ 07:28

    Spirit animal mentor. That is funny!

  3. kyerinn Jan 06 2011 @ 13:39

    ;) I chuckled at a few lines you've just added to stories I'm on. Looking forward to the finished piece!

  4. RhettOracle Jan 06 2011 @ 16:47

    I love following you (kyerinn) up, because you provide great lead ins. Not advocating for a change in "scoring," but there really is something to the "assist" (not to beat the tired basketball analogy, but what the hell) given by posters leading into what end up being fantastic punchline "slam dunks."

  5. kyerinn Jan 06 2011 @ 18:06

    I have absolutely no problem with that. I've always done well in a support role. ;)

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