DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!?!

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!?!

YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES!!!???

I sent questions like this in morse code to the girl who lived across the street. I found out she liked pancakes, the color tangerine, and pythons. She asked what I felt about stew

I answered demurely, depends on the kind of stew. Sometimes its too thick and sometimes it's not thick enough. But then, every once and a while I get this perfect

combination of wonderful deliciousness. It's like Jesus. That came on a bit too strong for her taste, so I

scoured my brain for another apt religious figure, but came up with none. Instead, I fumbled over my words, trying to tell her

that we should hang out together more often but it came out sounding like I was the second coming and she should prostrate herself before me. Damn my religious dyslexia! She smiled

and nailed me to a cross. Man did that HURT! I tried to tell her to stop but my religious dyslexia mdae me say, "Forgive her father because she knows not what she does..."

I had been so impaled myself. But never you mind.