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The story of Game of Gnomes was about different gnome families competing via hopscotch battles for ground in the garden. The gnomes who occupied the rose garden

go stealth in the perfume department. The bunch's funk was infused with rose essence over time. Donning gas masks, they shimmied into the mall through an air vent. Lavender grenade

s, Flower Bomb bombs and, the most deadly weapon of all, Abercrombie & Fitch Olfactic numbstinks were stacked behind the dept. store air vents, ready for the Funk Bunch to deploy

the moment the Noses nostrils appeared in the door. The Funk Bunch had had enough of his slimy odious villainy. The Odor bombs were ready, Eye was on the lookout, & Ear was cocked

but Tooth wouldn't stop chattering and Throat was tickling. Brow was bored so Brow knitted. When the Nostrils appeared at the door, Eye and Ear dropped the Odor bombs. But the Nost

Rils were frustrated because the Odorono stock had just been depleted. They needed Odorono now! The right nostril said to the left, "We have to order online!" The left nostril was

of the opinion that ordering online was for hippies, though, so the Odorono would have to wait. The right nostril was desperate though, so they ordered it in secret. This made the

non-hippies very upset. They began to gather wood and steel to build retention camps for all the hippie Odorono because they knew a horrible future was near.

But the horrible future was only for them. They took so long gathering materials that the hippies had plenty of time to from a drum circle and pound them all to Kingdom Come.