If I found a dog
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If I found a dog
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I would call him George. I would love him & pet him & squeeze him & pat him & pet him &..." "Uh, I'm not a dog." "Then how come you have floppy ears,a cold nose & a tail,George?"
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George confided in me that he was a P.I. His penchant for bloodhound role-play was how he sniffed out the bad guys. The floppy ears were a bonus. With his cold nose to the ground,
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he concentrated on isolating the important scents from the superfluous. One by one smells that were blended together unraveled. The distinct scents of; coffee, paint thinner, and
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plaid bell-bottom pants from the spring of 1974 with a basenote of platform shoes and a topnote of electric blue evenings. The coffee and paint thinner could wait. Sherlock IV
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hated Watson VI. Sherlock IV's latest investigation resulted in killing five Watson droids. That investigation started in Galactic Halo and led to Detroit. Sherlock VI had been cal
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led in to deal with Lenin 14 who had been sighted driving a tractor amongst Detroits fields of ripening corn with an ice pick tucked into his hand tooled leather belt. Sherlock VI
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Was taking copious notes while drinking coffee, when Trotsky 18 joined him. Stalin 29 was plotting the next revolution with him and Lenin 14 when the Minister of Propaganda visited
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with the purpose of disabling the Soviet Leader replicating machine. The best that he could do was to fix it so that it only replicated 130-year-old yogurt-eating grannies. Soon
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people worldwide looked back on Putin as a huggable softie, once they discovered what a major superpower looks like when ruled by an Indira Gandhi on steroids. Time for plan B.
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Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 14:46
OMG- This story has 12 folds, due to a glitch when I was trying to post. Bwahaha, this gives me more chances to get to a thousand likes. I should screw things up more often...
IceSquad Aug 24 2016 @ 14:56
Ever consider there might be other Woabs in parallel universes?
Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 14:58
No.
Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 14:58
Ridiculous.
Woab Aug 24 2016 @ 15:01
,,,could be....
SlimWhitman Aug 24 2016 @ 16:29
Maybe you have clones... I'm talking to the one of you commentors who is the real Woab, You know who you are. Or do you?
BlastedHeath Aug 24 2016 @ 20:10
Woab and the Glitch Clones
Woab Aug 25 2016 @ 16:44
What's really weird now is that one of the identical posts has more likes than the others. Some of the Woabs are getting jealous!
BlastedHeath Aug 25 2016 @ 20:58
The clone who laughs last laughs loudest. (and the comedy often falls on the third beat)