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For a long time after the events I am about

  • For a long time after the events I am about to relate, I went to bed late just to be sure that I didn't wake up in the middle of the night.

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  • The first of the many travesties that occurred in my traumatizing day included a horrible encounter with my coffee pot. Standing in front of it was my ex-girlfriend. I thought she

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  • was blocking the coffee pot webcam but actually she was was admiring its historical significance. The coffee pot webcam transmitted the first imagines around the world from Cambrid

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  • ge to Micksville. But like most webcams, no one cared within negative 5 seconds. But the "she" that I saw, I had to meet her, but how? Was she at a kennel? In the pound?

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  • I had no blooming idea. I trodded off to find my best friend Mickey Mouse, who worked at the bar in Micksville. Mickey knew everyone, so I hoped that he would know this "she".

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  • As it so happened Mickey knew her. So did Goofy, Grumpy, Donald, and Pluto. She was very popular with the toons. Mickey filled me in until Minnie came home

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  • to bring out the applecheesecake pie. Day by day, Mickey Mouse and all his friends and family would talk about great "she" was, and that they all liked her. Now, I'm curious!

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  • Minnie Mouse was spotted eating the applecheesecake pie alongside Mickey Mouse. What a charming couple, she thought. Her friends agreed.

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  • But deep inside, she was seething with jealousy. She pasted a smile on her face & approached Mickey & Minnie. Mickey looked up, startled...guilty. "Ooo, Minnie! I see you & Mickey

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  • are expecting! May I ask who the biological father is?" And that was where the film abruptly cut off. Walt, like Gene Roddenberry, was displeased.

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