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Then, people stop dying, leading to overpopulation, the end of natural resources, and of all humanity. And of the Atlantean people too.

Brian put a firm full stop at the end of his succint story and burped. He found writing almost too easy. Wondering what to do for the rest rest of the day, he scrolled through the

wanted ads for a job that paid more the less you worked. "Wanted: A tester for Evil Scientist video games" Should be a cinch! But upon arriving he was strapped into a scary looking

bidet with armrests and given an injection of some mysterious hot pink serum. As his reality began to melt around him, a VR headset was placed over his eyes and a controller was

This was because he had wandered off the edge of the universe, with his VR goggles still on. Through nothingness he fell, as he inwardly attended a SIMS BBQ and had an affair with

Prof, Sims of Sims University at the Sims City Swimming Pool. He was totally unaware that he had fallen off the edge of the universe. "Hooba noobie," a Sims cop asked him IRL.

The Sims Cop confronting him in real life said it again. "Hooba noobie." How could this be unless he had fallen off the edge of the world Professor Sims surmised. The Cop was flesh

-eating, but that meant nothing in this digital world of polygons. The Cop soon died of starvation, and the Grim Reaper glitched out and ordered a hamburger at the local cafe.