Once Upon a Time, Dale murdered his sister

Once Upon a Time, Dale murdered his sister for not giving him the limited edition Barbie doll he wanted. Dale was arrested by the cops when all of a sudden the cop pulled out his..

Limited Edition Talking Ken. Ken said, "Listen punk. We know you did it. We found blood on your sister's Barbie! You want a piece of this?" Then Dale noticed Ken was holding a

lot of tension in his shoulders. Dale approached and slowly began his expert assault upon Ken's knotted torso. "Here, let me just.." and soon Ken's baby blue polo was in a heap and

Ken's workaday khakis were laundered, pressed and neatly folded upon Ken's clean laundry pile, even before Dale's first touch. Dale's qi was strong. Ken backed away. "Wait."

cracked like a hard-boiled egg. "I KNOW I SHOULDN"T HA-AAAVE...gulp...DONE IT!" Ken blubbered. "You're PITIFUL!" replied Dale. "And now, BALD!" Ken ran his hands over his pate,

becoming frantic as the implications of being bald became clear to him. Fast women would be faster & loose women looser; to fast & loose for the likes of him. Ken fell to his knees

and thanked Mattel that Barbie's figure would never sag, not without a blowtorch. Not that they could ever "do it" or anything, since they were both smooth in the swimsuit area.

After leaving the area, they all went straight to the lobby - all wearing swimsuit still despite the public staring - demanding the refund for the party.

The manager, a bird-man, Squawker, whose wingspan was that of a peregrine falcon, consulted withe the eyases and decided on a partial refund-which the humans accepted, then fled.