Let me tell you, being Noah's neighbors on

Let me tell you, being Noah's neighbors on the cul de sac is no picnic. All that builder racket, and I know for a FACT that that friggin ark is one cubit into my lawn. I've a good

mind to go and burn it down, but he's one of those religious crazies. He's always muttering about how god told him this or that. And really, a forty day cruise? Where's the water

bucko? So he secretly installed a PA system while the guy was waiting atop the mountain for Jesus' return. When the big man didn't return, he would come back. That's when the fun

hookers are scheduled to arrive on scene. This time, he made a mental note not to

just bang the first one that made eye contact with him, but to take his time, plucking a choice specimen like a veteran whore-monger. Unfortunately,

Then went to the bedroom to sleep. He had a dream that he was going to become king of the world and this in real life he smiled at. He then woke up and decided to

sleep forever and become the master of his dreams. He sought out a chemist of Indian descent who played a fortune teller in another film.

The chemist supplied him with a concoction that would allow him to travel an unprecedented "Three Deep." What this meant was a mystery to him, but the chemist assured him that

he take the red pill. Passing through "The Grid" and stopping by "The Dreamery. He entered "The Matrix." "I guess I'm not in Kansas anymore!" he said to White Rabbit. "Whoa."