His bite was mighty and he kept his ship

His bite was mighty and he kept his ship a-tidy. Dan Betward- lobster Fisherman extraordinaire, well, there was undoubtedly no doubting the man's flair to snare a good crustacean.

"Are you loaded for bear?' asked Bob, a fellow lobster fisherman with a stare. Dan replied with a glare, ''Why yes, but I dare say I won't share." Bob's reply: "That's not fair!"

"I don't care" Dan replied, peevishly, and began to gather up his nets. "You ain't going nowhere!" said Bob, with his hair in a flare, combing it down in despair. Oh, for some

bizarre reason that we still cannot understand to this day Dan insisted on taking not only his own nets but ours as well! Bob caught malaria as a result and screamed incessantly,

in his delirium, "Tirupati Thimmappana Padakke Govinda Govindaa" which was wierd because Bob never spoke tamil before. Dan said we should make a pilgrimage to Tirupati to cure Bob

's Big Boy of Chubby Sexlessness. Bob's son had gained a little weight from living with his mom for the summer and well, he seemed asexual.

I figured then that Bob's son would be perfect for directing my YouTube Poop video. "In this scene, Lucy from Peanuts walks in and says 'sus'." Bob's tubby (presumed-)asexual son

will get hit in the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. Lucy will change her name to Mud and swim in a clay pool for anti-pop. Jerry is Bob's son to direct the Youtube Poop vide

Obviously, getting hit in the head with a bat--wood, aluminum, or nerf foam--is gonna cause a lot of damage. It might make you piss yourself and forget your name. Lucy, Mud, Bob