"Is she dead mommy?" the cat was laying on

"Is she dead mommy?" the cat was laying on the floor lifeless. But how can you tell a three year old that her cat she had for two days died. She poked the cat and asked again

. I couldn't bear for her little 3-year-old heart to be broken. "No, honey. Puff is only sleeping. Now go watch TV." I hustled her out. Then I wired the dead cat with electrodes &

plugged it into the mains. The cat was resurrected from the dead in one swift shock. It gave me a glazed look, picked up my pen and finished my crossword for me. Underneath it did

a Soduku puzzle, laughing (I think) through it's distorted mouth. So excited was the cat at its brainpower that it called the other cats so they too could receive the shock. But

her van de Graaf moonwalk on the carpet made her hairs to stand on end like a giant dandelion. Miawrinksy wasn't fooled & dropped a thread of tinsel on her arched back discharging

a static boom of Nagasakic proportions. With the last obstacle neutralized Miawrinsky was free to burgle the crown jewels. Just when Jupiter's Desire was secured, Miawrinsky heard

the arch-nemesis's laughter. "You don't think it would be so easy to steal the crown jewels do you?" Miawrinsky saw the figure with the Locust Mask appear.

Locust Mask was disguised as a beetle, and couldn't be seen from a distance. One had to use binoculars, he was so small. He had 100 legs and could travel faster than any human. The

humans on that planet were tiny, and every one of them was named Bubba. These tiny Bubbas were physically and mentally slower than any insect, so it was no wonder that the bug