He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and

He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and

he was very.. veeery curious. His topics of interest included men and women, boys and girls, various mammals like meerkats and donkeys, even your occasional dead squirrel, but

most of all he was interested in Cowboy TV! Cowboy TV is great because

it dances with wolves. Foxtrot was naturally a specialty, as is the tinkler, a variation on the sprinkler involving well timed urination on vertical objects. But no matter. It was

someone would step in it and then step onto a plane. The close quarters would infect them all and they'd be pissing a pool in coach before anyone knew. The TSA's shoe fetish would

cause the death of hundreds of people.Who would have guessed?All I could do was

endulge in shop therapy at the local Goodwill. Bad economy or not, I needed a fix. But when I walked through the door of the store, my nose was assaulted by the odor of

desperation and not-so-gently-used spandex. I spun on my heels, fighting back a panic attack, and mad-dogged the clerk on the way out. Outside again, I looked in my wallet and had

dock magically appeared in it. So I paid the man in fish. This met with his satisfaction and we both were able to overcome the anxiety that had dogged both of us for so long.