Be yourself. It's never too late to change.

Be yourself. It's never too late to change. It's no use crying over spilt milk. The squeaky wheel gets the grease. Respect your elders. Don't talk to strangers. Don't eat yellow

snow. Keep off the grass. Share the last slice ..... yada yada yada, boooring! I'm done following other people's advice! It never got me anywhere. From this day, I shall be known

as the Sultan of Brunei and all my people shall live tax free. The Bruneians rejoiced and went on cheap holidays with Royal Brunei Airlines. During the flights they would always

throw poor people of the plane just to watch them get sucked into the jet engine. The Sultan and his people of Brunei were living high of the hog until that fateful day when

one peasant held onto him, and he got sucked into the jet engine too. Then karma really got him back. He had to spend his millions on medical bills. His severely damaged body

was no good at attracting ladies, so he had to rely on prostitutes for sexual satisfaction. However, this because very pricey, so he

resorted to online services, but this was also expensive, so he resorted to magazines. But as his funds dwindled he resorted to tearing lingerie adds out of thrown away newspapers

And studied them written backwards. Backwards English is fascinating. The sherriff was flabbergasted. He was no longer mobile. It must have been that arsenic.

where to begin my life again, to start fresh with a brand new identity. I sighed happily as I took the last train to Brussels, knowing I'd done my duty. The world was safe again.