It decesion time and my brain is turning

  • It decesion time and my brain is turning into a big mush, with steam comming out of my ears so I,

  • laid my head on the table. The highschool lunch lady came up behind me with a garrote made of of Slim Jims and

  • offered me a bite. It was probably the weirdest thing I've ever eaten, but I ate it because the highschool lunch lady wasn't the first person I'd mess with. If I messed with her,

  • she would rage on me and NOBODY wanted that mole of hers to pop while raging. So I just ate my lunch but something was crunchy in my lunch, it was

  • a cockroach. she ran to the bathroom, but on the way she fell in a neatly dug hole, and found great treasure, so she wanted to live there. she hoped nobody would find her...

  • and noone did for as soon as she fell through, the roaches closed it with a neatly formed cover. Rodney Roach settled into the La-Z-Boy with a bag of Doritos & the remote while

  • absentmindedly scratching his cockroach crotch. "Ew, gross" said Norma Roach. Rodney replied "Hey, lay off. I hear that all day long from those frickin bipeds. The last thing I nee

  • d is you bitching!" As he turned back to the TV a police report was just being broadcast. "Hey look Norma!", Rodney yelled. "They caught your uncle Ned!" Rodney then lit an

  • old stogie he found in the couch seat cushions.Norma came in with an iron skillet just as her Uncle Ned appeared on TV in handcuffs."I said no smoking that crap inside!" she yelled

  • but he deflected the pan with his arm. She threw a copy of Harry Potter at him and it hit the TV, which wasn't the last time Uncle Ned had the book thrown at him.



  1. SlimWhitman May 10 2012 @ 16:51

    Rodney and Norma Roach . . .This roach family is interesting. Roaches deserve more attention as a Story topic.

  2. Zetawilk May 10 2012 @ 18:30

    Like the giant hissing roaches?

  3. 49erFaithful May 10 2012 @ 18:36

    I picture them as an insect version of Archie and Edith Bunker.

  4. Zetawilk May 10 2012 @ 18:39

    Remember the Lockhorns?

  5. 49erFaithful May 10 2012 @ 18:51

    Not until I googled them. Then, yes. Classy couple.

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