Last night I came up with this awesome idea

Last night I came up with this awesome idea for a FoldingStory. It was funny, insightful, and had limitless direction. But then I forgot what it was. It was probably something like

...um...wait a minute. It's on the tip of my tongue...hold on. I think it had something to do with coconuts, but maybe I'm thinking about... Anyway, this FoldingStory idea I had is

big exploding coconuts! Monkeys with flame throwers! Eric Estrada in full CHiPs uniform! The ennui of my life! I put all the elements into my FoldingStor idea.

but someone would probably screw it up by talking about Father Joe, or REALLY improve it by randomly bringing Squawkers in to save the fold. Oh, if some of these people had a real

job, where they couldn't fold all day, this website would fall apart. Thank God for the internet. Sorry I get side tracked from the rainbow pills I had for breakfast. The best fold

ever would involve Squawkers, red flags, spider monkeys, but only spider monkeys that I can fit in my pants b/c if they don't fit in my pants how can I smuggle them onto the

Rock of Gibraltar? With Spain & Britain at odds again, it's essential that as many apes as possible get, via the medium of my pants, onto the rock to fulfill the old prophesy that

simians who crossed the straits of gibraltar via pantaloons will ascend to the 7th ring of the immortal video game to choose the next Donkey Kong. Thus, Spain and Britain will

rise and fall, rise and fall, when they borrow France's shiny new trampoline. All that I have said here today shall come to pass...in the year three thousand and something!