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Old McDonald had a farm, eieio & on that

  • Old McDonald had a farm, eieio & on that farm he had a ferret eieio, with a dook dook here & a dook dook there, here a dook, there a dook, everywhere a dook dook. Old McDonald had

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  • a farm, eieio (x2) & on that farm he had a subsidy eieio, with a ching ching here & a ching ching there, here a ching, there a ching, everywhere a ching ching. Old McDonald had

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  • a farm, eieio (x2) & on that farm he had a stroke, eieio. With a huergk huergk here & a huergk huergk there, here a huergk, there a huergk, everywhere a huergk huergk. Old McDonald

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  • had a stroke, eieio. Oh. Ohhhhh. OHHHHHHHH! And on that farm he had a nurse, eieio. With an oh oh here & an oh oh there, here an oh, there an oh, everywhere an oh oh, Old McDonald

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  • bought the farm eieio. And on that farm he kicked the bucket eieio. With a bucket kick here & a dirt nap there, here a croak, there a croak, everywhere a croak croak, Old McDonald

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  • got up and gave the worst father of the groom speech ever. Old McDonald's daughter was horrified beyond belief. Her groom reassured her with a tight squeeze of the hand, as if to s

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  • ay, "I will never become a crusty old git like your Dad." Twenty years later, he was as bad as Old McDonald ever was. When she reminded him if his promise on their wedding day, he

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  • showed her his crust-less body. She gasped, "I didn't realize you meant that literally, honey, but just so you know, my dad did have a few barnacles on his chest. So you win."

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  • He donned his shell once again and drew inside it. He made a vow never to "get naked" with a foreign species again. His ego was bruised and tender. She slithered away laughing at

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  • the memory of his heartfelt cover of Terrapin Station, though he was sure it was at his wrinkled tortoise pecs. It would take years for him to recover, but he had them. Around 90.

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1 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Feb 10 2015 @ 16:00

    Great stuff everybody. I LOLed all the way.

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