once upon a time drake called me 2 the studio

once upon a time drake called me 2 the studio and said he wanted to feature me on a rap song! I said ok and got up and headed over to his awesome house, when i got there he gave me

. 'Butt Width' had fallen on hard times. Once, he was the funk master. Now, he was busing tables at Denny's. I had to get the band together for one last song.

Once Butt Width was on board, the two of us went to Walmarts, where Dee Kupp & Tyronda Hipps worked the night shift. We started practicing the moves for our Comeback Video in Aisle

7, or anywhere the People of Walmart gathered. It was not for the squeamish because these particular people were especially apt to have meltdowns on Black Friday. We puked at the

entrance. I pulled out my Uzi and sprayed bullets towards the electronics dept. On Black Friday this was "normal" behavior. TV's $8? No way was I was letting old peeps and small ki

stand between me and the Black Friday bargains. I mowed them all down with the Uzi and bagged me a coupla them TVs while the store detective pretended to look the other way. Next,

I checked my Xmas list again, I needed to find a hooker for my son Winston. I had left it long enough so that he could find a girlfriend or even a boyfriend but I was done waiting.

I ordered the hottest escort available. On xmas eve, my "gift" was all over Winston the sec he entered the house.How could I know my son had in tow his unintroduced intended bride?

"Winston Gregory Pitman! What is the meaning of this second hussy in my house on Xmas Eve", I yelled at him like only a mother that has wasted money on another hussy can.