So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming

So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming boys when it happened! The oldest boy was running around with..

his toy dinosaur and a wizard appeared who wore a pointy hat that stood 6 feet above his head. He waved his staff and the dinosaur grew to life size.

He couldnt believe what had happened. He stood up with a huge smile on his face and said to the dinosaur...

Before the dinosaur could complete the process, he ran away from him and into a movie theater. The movie that was playing was Jurassic Park. He sat in a seat right next to . .

a sloth and greeted the sloth with a smile full of teeth. The sloth got scared and moved over one seat to find himself sitting next to

a large snake. It was also smiling with large fangs and

coloured scales. It was gliding toward me, targeting me. I stay still so that i don't get bitten by it.

I was buffeted over by the wind from its vast wings. The dragon settled onto my Prius and gazed at me with its jeweled eyes. "We have much to discuss, morsel."

Before I could respond, the dragon snatched me in his mighty jaws. How did I survive? Turns out he doesn't like the taste of tree-hugging hippie snobs.