NASA says its GPS satellites show that maps

NASA says its GPS satellites show that maps are going to have to be redrawn.

No one knew what happened to those islands, but they and about 10,000 square miles of the pacific were gone. The government denied that the Old Ones were resurgent, and

pinned it on plate tectonics, but I knew it was just a cover-up. With a crew of ex navy seals in our deep sea sub we made for the fault zone where the Old Ones were surely lurking.

the 4-foot burrito, accidentally spilling the mango salsa in the process. Two of the fogies starting giving us the business so I put him in a sleeper hold and high-fived

the guy in the flak jacket. Where the heck did he come from? He was eating a bag of Doritos. He through down the bag and shouted, "a sleeper hold? Really? That all you got?

Roger, wearing the jacket, remarked at his victim's ability to taunt him while caught in a hold that would cause most to have difficulty breathing, let alone speaking. He squeezed

out a single salty tear over the corpse of the victim he was to investigate. The other officers watched him cry silently over the body whose fingers were stuck flipping the bird.

His old friend. The man he had known for his whole life, hands frozen by rigor mortis in the position he best liked to show people he drove by. Such a sweet person. So caring and

punctual. It was just a simple matter of propping him up as a sundial in the front yard. Passing motorists would wave at his eternal smile.