I gotta admit, Marvin, that's one heck of

I gotta admit, Marvin, that's one heck of a carrot, said farmer Joe. In all 50 years of his farming life he had never seen a carrot like that. Marvin felt Joe's jealousy and simply

wallowed in it. Let the envy & carrot-desire wash over him. The taproot of Marvin's miraculous carrot was swirled with beautiful purples, oranges and reds. Plus, Farmer Joe noticed

called the Vatican and then the Weekly World News and then eBay. This Baby Jesus carrot hybrid would make Farmer Joe filthy rich. But late at night, it was pulled.

The naughty rabbit with the carrot also had the calicivirus and ran into the 3,253 km rabbit-proof fence. The rabbit dropped the carrot as it struggled to free itself

from its TRIX addiction but it couldn't. The hare-brained critter was serially addicted to breakfast cereal. The only one who could understand was that bird from Coco puffs.

Takes an addict to understand an addict. But Sonny was a recent convert to Cereals Anonymous (CA). He thought he'd cure the TRIX rabbit by talking softly and carrying a big carrot

, but all he accomplished was to get the rabbit to stop freebasing TRIX and to use a sucrose patch instead. Lucky was beyond all hope - in fact, the only one to show promise was

Surprisingly the Coo-Coo for co-co puffs bird. Though he seemed to have chocolepsy (having seizures when chocolate is nearby), He was able to start a new life as a

drug-sniffing bird when chocolate inevitably became so rare it was confiscated from the poor people. "This is too good for you to have," the police said. Then Sonny turned coat.