Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed

Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed his arm pits. The musky festering mass of hair was the secret ingredient of the famous "Villy's Curry"

which made the "Cabala hurl in a jive Delphinium inn." If he spent as much time on his curry as he spent writing slogans from anagrams of his name, his patrons wouldn't suffer from

all the completely uncooked curry he had been serving. It was this oddity, however, that attracted the attention of local food critic Clive McPeterson, aka "The Diaphanous Gut".

Of course, a name like that caught the attention of rap sensation Fat Lion, a.k.a Big Lion. "Yo, I hear your gut is second to none. But after I eat you I'll be #1! RAWR!"

The paparazzi went fleeing. They remembered their last encounter. Fat Lion was on the prowl yo. They hired West Coast's Notorious Biggie Game Hunterz to take him out in a rap war.

But check this, yo? It started poppin' off just as Hip-Hop died a wimpering death. So the sponsors cancelled the future tour dates. 50 Cent, sat alone, shivering in his

bulletproof vest. The kids all started listening to Nu-tween dub core music at these massive underground parties that went for 48 hours at a time as everyone was on

-aduates wore undergarments at all times because the septic system in the basement library kept backing up. "Haha squares," protested the students, who returned to drugs & mediocre

tacos. Then again, since the meat that went INTO those tacos came from the septic system in the basement, those students sure were the ones to talk.