Shortly after Herman had pushed the button

Shortly after Herman had pushed the button a hidious sound came out of the container. If this was not the end to the Garble people problem he had hand them over to the

shriners, who of course had arrived in a tiny little vehicle wearing a fez. Herman watched powerlessly as

a knife-thrower, wearing a blindfold, hurled daggers at his wife's spread-eagled form on a wooden target. Encircled by bears riding tiny scooters, Herman kicked the smallest one

into the bear sized cannon and lit the fuse. The cannon expelled the bear across the Big Top towards a pool of water that was standing by, when one of the unfastened trapeze wires

snapped loose and struck him. Tragically, his neck was snapped from the force. Big Top Bear Sr. is survived by his wife and three children. A catered memorial service will be held

Donations of entirely uneaten salmon can be sent to the Picky Bears Foundation instead. If it's just got a little nibble taken out of it, you might be able to sell it for profit.

Also, keep in mind that the Picky Bears only accept the highest quality salmon—none of that farm-raised, dyed-pink BS. The bears also enjoy New York style bagels & lox.

A favourite dessert was pure concrete. *david attenbrough voice* watch as the baby bear knaws on the 30 foot thick steel beam. look how much he enjoys it. david lives happilyeveraf

ter.