The protesters gathered outside the palace,

The protesters gathered outside the palace, chanting "The End is HERE!" many people had no idea what the large crowd was doing, It was a great day to be on Alderaan! The Birds were

everywhere and nowhere. It was epic. The Alderaan police chief threw donut crumbs at them, but this only encouraged them. They swarmed by the hundreds around the palace gate.

Grand Manager Organa Houl Thoods Maar Kiit knew it was only a matter of time before the fast food junkies stormed the palace gates. Even the Alderaan police refused to eat linseed

crickets a la crepuscule. Ixobeleq croutomangers emitted "I'm your boogie man" from their surreptitious spiracles, and poor ole Paul bobbed his head in the Atreides food court on S

almonella Minor. There was a minor commotion as the recently exiled ex-Emperor Trumpov emerged with his coterie to buy proton shakes. His beautiful deep-fried hair coated with

quarks and atoms blew softly,as his face contorted and became redder and redder. Ex-Emperor Trumpov declared war on his ex-Country which would lead to the inevitable World War Free

dom Fight. Sure of his cause Ex-Emperor Trumpov lit fires around the imperial turrets and downed the towers. Legions of feral mountain cats were released in the court yards. It was

Hell on Earth in Hell that day, but it was worth it when Ex-Emporer Trumpov was carried away by flying monkeys and dropped into a volcano. Then the heavens opened and down came

the No Bills Larger Than A $10,000 Please. Nothing yet official but everybody knew that was one of the first things any coup would take care of right out of the gate. Subway riders