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After years of research and development,

  • After years of research and development, we have discovered the exact genes for the cold virus. We have applied for a patent and contacted companies for trademark naming rights.

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  • Several names were bandied about before we settled on the perfect one: Rhin-O-Byte! Heavy marketing of our proprietary patented cold virus are scheduled to begin during

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  • Canada's Curling Championships which is the right time to sell the crap out of our patented Cold Virus. The only problem? You guessed it, we needed seed money.

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  • And to get seed money I needed a Venture Capitalist who had lost the power of rational thought. So I called Goldman Sachs reverse charges and they gave me $1 million to buy

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  • an overpriced startup. Goldman quickly resold their stake overseas to their old chum Draghi. The EU's fate now depended on my venture. "No worry" I told them "What could go wrong?"

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  • I was wrong.

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  • Or was I? Thereswas something, something I was missing, something I didn't quite get. Maybe I wasn't wrong. Maybe, for once, I was right.

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  • But I was wrong about being right. I know I am right at least about that. Of that I am certain. I am also certain that I am missing Jazzy, my dog. My only true friend. Don't get me

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  • wrong. You are right to say that I have other friends, but none of them have what Jazzy has. Speaking of which, he's wagging his tail now. He knows when I'm talking about him.

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  • He knows when I'm awake. He knows when I've stepped out on him, but not when to shut the front door.

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