I stopped to consider what I was about to

I stopped to consider what I was about to partake in. If I went with it, this could be life changing for me. "Well, what do you say?"

"Go for it." I said. I pushed back the bubble wrap and wedged myself into the packing crate. I checked that I had a bag lunch and plenty of air holes. They hammered the lid shut.

The crate rocked to and fro as they carried it onto the truck. Inside the crate, I leaned back into the bubble wrap and got comfortable. There was a bump as it was lowered onto

the bed, then another bump as the truck was loaded onto the cargo ship. Wait -- ship?!? I jumped up from the bubble wrap and leaped to the back. Shore was slowly receding. I had

nothing to lose so I peeled off my human form and left it steaming on the poop deck. I was a newly emerged pupa and needed a sheltered corner to inflate my kangarooadon body with

some helium in my pouch. The Kangarooadon body filled with gas, and I floated inside it. In this animal form I could hop on over to the next Smoke District where Det. Manatee

. But Cap'n Crunch had seen a shady character wielding a Razor Bran and running away from the crime scene. He'd carefully followed the trail of 2% milk all the way to

To the leprechauns hideout. "After me lucky charms again are ye, Cap'n Crunch?" the little man asked, slashing at him with his Razor Bran."You're not part of a balanced breakfast!"

The leprechaun stopped abruptly. "Cap'n, I'm deeply hurt! I have 8 essential vitamins and minerals just like you!" "You do?" Catching the Cap'n off guard, he fatally wounded him.