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A moral end to my story would be a surprise,so

  • A moral end to my story would be a surprise,so when SlimWhitman was able to do it during a game of "chaz",I was amazed that being a 49er faithful fan he still voted for Nixon.Black

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  • Sabbath still played on his Stereo. At 47, my Buddy Boy Dan Mars was an audiophile who smoked 11 Davoddoff cigars a day, a cheap imitation of the original. He was the Oldest Living

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  • boyfriend I'd ever had, but he was Seedy, Dysfunc and a GooB, as if he really was from Mars. I'd had it. I threw all his love letters into my neighbor Muriel'schipper

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  • only to find the chipper already in use masticating the remnants of what appeared to be some type of phallic, fury, umm... I know this sounds ridiculous but nonetheless contained

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  • the corpse of Robin Williams. The chipper sprayed pink, hyper goo all around her Rhododendrons. Later while she sipped tea on the porch, her "Rhodies" said, "Nanoo Nanoo

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  • . All the other flowers laughed & applauded. A few years went by and the Robin Williams Rhododendrons kept telling jokes. Pretty soon, the other flowers just rolled their eyes and

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  • and kept the laughs going. Who does not like Robin Williams?

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  • Or Robbie Williams? Or Robbie Benson? Or William Roberts, for that matter. All in the Richard LaMotta club, each having his Chipwich in Ipswich, laughing it up at my expense...

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  • But I wasn't going to take that any more. There were too many sub-references. If someone said "I want my two dollars" I was gonna explode. So, I gathered my things and slowly

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  • dropped nickels behind me as I made my way through the darkening forest, weeping bitterly. Maybe they would find me again someday. But maybe...they would not.

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