The duck walked down the road on the hot

The duck walked down the road on the hot day and he found some crumbs and ate them. He drank some water & his belly swelled because it was pink lemonade, & it was magic. So he was

. The rabbit hopped into a bar, ate some pretzels and drank some beer & his belly swelled too. Magical. And so he was. Then a horse trotted into the woods, ate a crust, drank a

grape soda and started to sing all of Micheal Jackson's greatest hits. As the horse moon walked through the woods, the drunk magical rabbit stumbled by and started to yell at the

SugarGlider that plays his banjo by the entrance to the C train. The dunk rabbit was getting really vulgar, so the SugarGlider decided to play Rebecca Black's Friday song really

softly, so as to put the rabbit to sleep. As the rabbit lay there snoring, his right foot thumped with the beat of the drums. "It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday!"

Screamed Smokey (from Friday the Smash hit urban comedy movie). He'd moved in with Thumper and the other rabbits because his 'hood had gotten too dangerous.

Little did Smokey know that Thumper had changed since he'd last seen him. His warren was full of floppy-eared drug dealers and their "rabbitches". Smokey hoped that

Thump...thump...thump...NO, it wasn't the sound of the sweet, sweet rabbit tail banging against Thumpers headboard...it was the sound of heroin inside his brain...MAKE IT STOP!

MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!! There was nothing he could do, as he lay there tied to his Russian Gardner's bed, overdosing on heroin.