"If he gets elected, we're trashed!" said

"If he gets elected, we're trashed!" said Oscar & ran the smear ad: '10 reasons I'd rather have Big Bird for president than Mitt Romney' 1) Big Bird is a Golden Condor, Mitt is a

a swamp monster. No1 should trust a swamp monster. 2) BigBird has access 2 the CookieMonster's cookies. This means cookies 4 every1. Only swamp monsters hate cookies. & diabetics.

3) Elmo has access to a secret stash of booze and meth. It's huge. Make sure to mix it and distribute it to all the swamp monsters. Then they'll stop hating cookies. 4)

Try to find all of the secret brownies, that Luis hides in the grocery store. 5) Convince Ernie that Burt isn't the one for him, there are plenty of man puppets out there,

He crumpled up the list. "No, no, that'll never work." He knew he needed to find every browny Luis hid in the store, so he set off to accomplish that. He needed the brownies to get

really high. Pot brownies really make you super high. Luis's pot brownies were dynamite. He needed to be really high for this investor meeting because Prince Charles was going to

hold a seance to bring Diana back, so that he could apologize. Plus, these particular pot brownies had flaxseed added in, making them healthy and nutritious. Luis swallowed one

and then another. He got a crazed look in his eye & his hair stood out on end. Luis suddenly couldn't remember anything. He grew fat & lazy & started doing heroin. Diana's corpse

was still in the bedroom. Luis needed to declutter his life, starting with corpses and going on from there. His heroin dealer knew what to do. "Bury Diana in the garden wrapped in

butcher's paper & answer all of the Det.'s questions in cockney rhyming slang." Too bad Luis couldn't answer Manatee's queries on "Why doesn't my laptop screen light its keyboard?"