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Help! I'm a mole!

  • Help! I'm a mole!

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  • A mole that loves mole chicken! Help!

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  • Call the John to catch it before it's too late!!!

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  • "Johhhnnn!!! Catch it!! Johnnnn!!! CATCH IT NOW! JonJonJonquickquickquik catch the..." (Oops, too late.)

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  • John should've paid more attention to his mothers words. Unfortunately, his low attention span had caused him to miss catching the knife soaring towards him, and he was impaled.

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  • But because he'd been bit by a zombie, John did not die. Instead, he continued on, as sharp as ever, in the spelling bee with a knife sticking out of his forehead.

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  • Ironically, Zombie John's spelling bee word was "annihilate." He scratched his head, bumping the knife sticking out of his forehead. "Annihilate: A...N..." he droned, then paused

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  • . "er... brains." Ding. " 'Brains' is not a letter, Mr. John. You are disqualified." Next up was Vampire Rowena, who was swiftly eliminated for replacing W with V in "weariness."

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  • "This game is so racist," said Rowenia the Romanist, "I can't help but have an accent, you can't be so tasteless." "It is what it is," replied the judg-es, "you are a loser, and

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  • --" Agromar of Unpronounceable stood up. "Enough! Do you have any idea what it's like to live among Earthlings? For one thing, they're crazy. And for another, they're still crazy!"

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