Claire's eyes were filled with fury hatred

Claire's eyes were filled with fury hatred and she pulled out a gun and aimed towards Linda. She put her in the air, afraid as Claire shot. The foam bullet pierced Linda's shoulder

quickly scrambling to refill her harmless ammo, Claire ripped open the nerf packet and jammed the bullets in

to her Nerf gun. Red team was losing the nerf war, but Claire wasn't about to give up now.

She surveyed the battle field. Red team had formed point at the jungle gym and were making way to the sandbox. Claire loaded the mortar with Nerf grape shot.

She lined up Chico in her sight, pulled the trigger, and sighed deeply as she watched him crumple into the recycled tire mulch. "Finally...," she thought, "finally I can go back to

living my life. No more sleepless nights, always watching over my shoulder, not knowing if Chico is somewhere near.

Despite my relief the smell of that California dump town permeated my clothing. No matter what I tried, the stench persisted. I went so far as to combine bleach and

hydrophile, didn't work so well. So instead I tackled the nearest skunk, maybe the skunk's smell will overcome my treacherous scent. My date was coming up in ten minutes! What do I

do? I rub the skunk' s anal sacs over my body & hoped for the best. Crazy, I know, but...it worked! We fell in love that very night & smelled happily ever after.