In the morning, i woke up from my bed to

In the morning, i woke up from my bed to do my morning chores, when i woke up i was shock because in front of me stood a skeleton smoking and pointing a gun towards me

the skeleton shouted "Stand and deliver" while the smoke from his cigarette escaped from his rib cage. "What do you want? Money?" I quivered

It laughed maniacally. "Money! You fool! I want your body! I have been wandering for ages in search of a body that would match my skeleton frame. And now I've found it!"

I couldn't help my uncontrollable laughter. "My body? I'll have you know I spend 30 hours a week in the gym to keep this figure up and if you think you can just snap your fingers

..." SNAP! And just like that I was hypnotized again. Strangely, I was aware of being hypnotized, but unaware of everything else. "You are a parrot," a voice said from somewhere.

It also seemed so familiar: the gilt cage, preening my plumage, and picking knits out my neigbours dredlocks. Then the voice said, "Whose a pretty boy?" and heard myself reply, "

laughed until I let out an ear piercing squawk. I would have flown away if my captors hadn't clipped my wings. The paparazzi scattered like

birds in a storm. What do they know about my pain? Those who come to see my colors but not hear my voice.

Sam the Toucan was going through hell. They hiring a voice coach to fade the squawk out of his lingo for Fruit Loops' new image so he left Kellogg to film a hot nature documentary.