"Nothings funnier then nude people slapping

"Nothings funnier then nude people slapping each other in the shower! Am I right, or what?" "I don't know. I mean that was late night programming. But now we're talking about

a new prime time reality show called "Shower Wars." Hide the soap you-know-where,snap wet towels at each others' private parts,shut off the hot water & watch the resulting shrinkag

es and ball busting. The reality show "Shower Wars" was a hit in Vietnam. And this is what led to the United States and Vietnam entering their second war. But this time, it would

n't be so friendly. All bets were off. Geneva convention be damned. You'd step into your stall and BOOM Charlie'd be there with a cold water balloon. But we had a surprise for the

The electric sheep. They had just been to the parade for the World Series, all five million of them. Electric sheep were oblivious to the capacity for the park where their heroes

of baseball faced off. The electric sheep all packed in - like, really tight - into the park. But then, an unforeseen lightning storm came in and zapped one of the electric sheep.

horrifying to watch, and even more awful to smell, thousands of electrically burned sheep flesh and fried wool.

He could hear his father, lo those 33 years ago, making his crude joke about fried wool and how his good for nothing son would never smell it. Fuck you dad, I'm smelling it now!

He finished taping up his homemade fried wool air filter and inserted it into his home HVAC system. It was summer, 90 degrees, but he cranked the heat up to 110. Ah, deliciousness.